lovesoreel:

When you make a joke and a person interrupts you in the middle, ruining the joke and you are like..

lovesoreel:

When you make a joke and a person interrupts you in the middle, ruining the joke and you are like..

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  • In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
  • Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
  • High School: Please don't write in cursive
  • College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper

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Religious Paradox

Common Phrase: Go back to  hell where you belong.

Insult? Not through my eyes.

If I were in Hell I could see truth.

The pain would be pain, no sugarcoats of cover-ups.

It is that certainty that makes Hell seem almost heavenly.

Better than enduring the lies, cheats, and betrayals dwelling in contemporary.

So dear heavenly Hell’s,

I’m waiting.

-Jordan Reise