When you make a joke and a person interrupts you in the middle, ruining the joke and you are like..
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- In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
- Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
- High School: Please don't write in cursive
- College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
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Religious Paradox
Common Phrase: Go back to hell where you belong.
Insult? Not through my eyes.
If I were in Hell I could see truth.
The pain would be pain, no sugarcoats of cover-ups.
It is that certainty that makes Hell seem almost heavenly.
Better than enduring the lies, cheats, and betrayals dwelling in contemporary.
So dear heavenly Hell’s,
I’m waiting.
-Jordan Reise
